I like the new iPhone assistant otherwise known as Siri. Probably not for the reason that other people like it, though. I like it because it now gives us as innocent bystanders a way to get back at loud cell phone users who annoy us in public places. When they start talking to Siri we can add to the conversation with potentially interesting results.

For example,

Text to boss: you are a lazy idiot

Email message to wife: my mistress thinks you are gaining weight

Delete all calendar events in November

I am sure you get the idea.