I think the following is the best fortune that I have ever gotten in a fortune cookie. The topic is concrete (and modern) instead of the usual platitude and the prediction is very specific instead of vague.

Your TV set will be trouble free for the next 3 years.

I guess I have to qualify that it isn’t the fortune that is best (“you will live forever” or “a million dollars will be yours tomorrow” would be better) but the message as delivered is what I like.

Kudos to the Far East Fortune Cookie Co. (416) 977-2482.